What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 09:21

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
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Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker